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It’s like summer camp for makin’ movies, so I’m happy about it. I like public transportation and wandering around cities. Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.I am a graduate of Colorado State University, where I double-majored in English and Journalism. This guy comes off as a solid, down-to-earth, sweet gent with a great sense of humor.I can see the mountain, the banjo and even taste the bananas. I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. This guy likes to keep things short, and sweet yet what he writes about is compelling.He has stimulated my sense and women appreciate that ability in a man. XOXOXOXO applause: I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. A few things important to me: Jesus Christ, God, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind. He’s an individual that is giving back within his community.And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!He also has tapped into his childlike side, which is always an endearing quality. I absolutely can’t stand the taste or smell of bananas. I’m not a picky eater…Rocky Mountain Oysters, Frog Legs, insects, whatever, I’ll eat it. Wasteland, by Dan Bern, is the best song of the past 15 years (live version only. I think a lot of maxims are false, including ‘Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it’ and ‘fair and balanced’ and ‘Just Do It’ and ‘got milk?
🙂 And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding 🙂 I am crazy, stupid, and charming.Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there. if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”.I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Six things I could never do without: I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways. Analytical, kinesthetic thinker The spotlight is not my friend. (the hugging kind) I spend a lot of time thinking about: What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about? Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor? He has just the right amount of “laid back” demeanor as he does “go-go-go” attitude.Most women like the notion of being grabbed hard and kissed soft, and this fellow looks like he can get the job done.
The more you can incorporate an element that will make you standout, while remaining true to yourself and your personality, the better. The boldest thing that I have ever done has to do with my first internet date—she lived in Romania and I flew there to meet her (I was entirely convinced that she was my soul mate… Anyway it was really a triple whammy on boldness, because of my fear of flying, traveling to a new country solo and first date jitters all rolled into one. I love 80’s movies and I can dance the night away to 80s music. He is down-to-earth and romantic yet has a nerdy side.